Sunday, April 25, 2010

A Deviation: No worries non-Asians/Pacific Islanders I'm not talking about Calculus

I felt like I've been putting too much negativity into the internet webspace...So, I introduce my random shit blog.  Hehe shit blog.

My Most Random Fears:  A List
  1. Whenever I go down stairs I make sure I have my mouth shut because I fear that I will trip and fall down all of the stairs and in the process of falling I will bite off my tongue.
  2. I always have to at least quadruple count my cash when I pay because I fear that I might be leaving too much money.
  3. Anything that comes near my neck I feel like is choking me.  Hence, why I am antsy when wearing a turtleneck.
  4. Whenever I'm going to use one stall and it smells like shit before I go in and I just take a quick piss and the person waiting after me thinks I stunk up the place.
  5. If a bird flies within about...50 feet of me I hit the deck if it flies near me.
  6. When I finish an exam first I always have to redo the exam at least 3x over because it can't be that easy for me right?
  7. When I walk out of the library and they have the beeping detectors...I always think it's going to beep even though I don't have any books.
  8. Whether or not my glasses will fall in the toilet when flushing.
  9. When my mother pronounces my name "Andrrrrrrea!"* *means I'm in deep shit
  10. Jehovah's Witnesses
Also, if you have time check out this pretty sweet video.



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