My Most Random Fears: A List
- Whenever I go down stairs I make sure I have my mouth shut because I fear that I will trip and fall down all of the stairs and in the process of falling I will bite off my tongue.
- I always have to at least quadruple count my cash when I pay because I fear that I might be leaving too much money.
- Anything that comes near my neck I feel like is choking me. Hence, why I am antsy when wearing a turtleneck.
- Whenever I'm going to use one stall and it smells like shit before I go in and I just take a quick piss and the person waiting after me thinks I stunk up the place.
- If a bird flies within about...50 feet of me I hit the deck if it flies near me.
- When I finish an exam first I always have to redo the exam at least 3x over because it can't be that easy for me right?
- When I walk out of the library and they have the beeping detectors...I always think it's going to beep even though I don't have any books.
- Whether or not my glasses will fall in the toilet when flushing.
- When my mother pronounces my name "Andrrrrrrea!"* *means I'm in deep shit
- Jehovah's Witnesses
